Hello boys and girls!
Today, D-Trumpy brought a box of four furry puppies into the Oval Office. Aren’t they cute? Then, he picked each one up, gave them a kiss on their snout and whispered, “D-Trumpy loves you.”
One of them bark-mewed so do you know what D-Trumpy did? He took him outside to tinkle.
Wasn’t that nice?
But the Secret Service scolded D-Trumpy. “You can’t just run off like that. We have to protect you.”
So D-Trumpy apologized.
Wasn’t that nice?
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“The pimp–prostitute relationship is widely understood to be abusive and possessive, with the pimp/madam using techniques such as psychological intimidation, manipulation, starvation, rape and/or gang rape, beating, confinement, threats of violence toward the victim’s family, forced drug use and the shame from these acts.” – Wikipedia
I beg your pardon!
Madam Fannie Porter did none of these things to her “soiled doves.”
As an acute business woman, she was stern but fair, made sure her girls had health checks, gave them a Class A bordello to live in, kicked out unruly clients who mistreated them and, in The Last Bordello, she defended one of them who was accused of murder.
What’s that you say?
Oh.
The Daily Post’s Daily Prompt was PRIMP?
Never mind.
Carolyn Dennis-Willingham 